A Magical Night in the Meat Locker

A Magical Night in the Meat Locker is the 2003 winter prom that was initially intended by be held in the gymnasium at Clone High High School, before being relocated to the town meat locker, due to the gymnasium being closed for repairs. It was at this prom when all of the characters were lured into the flash freezer via conga line and frozen for 20 years. It occurred in "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale".

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In "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale", the clones all went to the winter prom. There, Abe danced with his girlfriend, Cleo, though he was clearly more interested in the girl he was now in love with, Joan, who was with her current boyfriend, JFK, although she didn't really love him and was just dating him to make Abe jealous. Meanwhile, Gandhi was upset to be going stag, getting rejected by all the girls, along with the rest of the single guys.

Principal Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron had the prom king/queen election rigged so that the former could become prom king. He was about to be announced prom king until John Stamos crashed the party to visit his old pal, Scudworth, and immediately everyone there, including Scan Grade, who was tallying the votes, into unfairly proclaiming Stamos to be the new prom king.

Abe saw that JFK had ditched Joan to dance with The Brontë Sisters and went up to her to tell her how lucky a guy JFK was to be dating her. It was clear that Abe didn't quite get that he was in love with Joan yet but he was starting to get it and so was Joan. Before they could go any further, Cleo came in and took Abe back to the Flash Freezer, which was labeled the "Private Suite", where they got ready to have sex.

In the private suite, Abe and Cleo made out in a bed for foreplay. Before Abe could have sex with Cleo, he called her "Joan" by mistake, offending Cleo. Cleo demanded Abe say her actual name but Abe found himself physically incapable of saying her name instead of "Joan". This led Abe to finally, albeit very, very slowly, come to the realization that he was in love with Joan. Abe ran off to go confess his feelings to Joan.

Outside of the prom, Joan sat around and moped about how she would never get to be with Abe. JFK came up and comforted her, telling her that she shouldn't chase after a guy who doesn't reciprocate her feelings or even so much as care about her enough to notice her. He also told her that he actually likes her for who she is, preferring her true personality as a brooding, nihilistic goth girl instead of her new persona of a giggling, vapid slut.

Scudworth was pissed about getting snubbed despite cheating and called him out on stage. Stamos was nice enough to give up the crown to him but Scudworth just attacked Stamos by jamming the spiky metal points of the crown into his face, making him bleed out and go blind in one eye. Scudworth then crowned himself with the blood-drenched crown and celebrated his victory in front of a crowd of horrified people.

Abe told Gandhi that he was in love with Joan and wondered if she requited the favor. Gandhi just shot him a sarcastic look, as even he was aware of how overt she was being with her feelings for him. Gandhi eventually ran into Marie, whose original prom date, Rock Hudson had left her for Oscar Wilde. Gandhi apologized for acting like such a douche to her before and Marie told Gandhi she could never stay mad at him and asked if he wanted to dry hump. Gandhi then realized that he no longer wanted to dry hump and would much rather be abstinent with Marie, which she agreed to also, so they could have a relationship founded on love rather than just sex.

The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures broke into the prom for a mass invasion to collect the clones and kill Scudworth once and for all. Despite being mutilated by Scudworth, John Stamos still saved Scudworth by distracting the Shadowy Figures by getting them interested in having a conga line, which Scudworth would lead. He also gave Scudworth the idea to lead them all into the flash freezer, where he could have them all frozen, saving him and the clones. Scudworth thanked Stamos for being so forgiving and benevolent and finally buried the hatchet with him and they went on to do the conga line, which all the clones and other party attendees joined in on.

Abe ran down to the flash freezer to confess his feelings for Joan, while an angry Cleo chased after him. Gandhi and Marie also ran down to the flash freezer with both of them to tell them about their newfound love. When they broke into the flash freezer, they were shocked to see Joan and JFK in bed together, having just had sex. All four of them stood there, stunned as the conga line came into the freezer. After everyone was gathered in the room, Scudworth slipped out and Stamos pulled the lever, freezing everybody inside, including The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures, the entire student body, the entire teacher body, Joan Stamos himself, and every other random assorted character there.

As the clones all started to freeze, Joan looked upon Abe, feeling pretty bad and tried to find out how to tell him why she did what she did. Abe raised the hands of sincerity at her and was about to tell her that he loved her. He said "But Joan, I love ..." before getting completely frozen, ending the series on a 20 year long cliffhanger.

The aftermath of this event was finally continued in the reboot premiere episode, "Let's Try This Again", where after 20 years of being frozen, Scudworth finally had everyone defrosted, except for The Shadowy Figures (and Gandhi). After being unfrozen, everyone was unaware of how much time had passed, assuming they were all only frozen for the night.

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The Abandoned Pools performed as live entertainment at the prom. The Abandoned Pools are also the band that signs the show's theme song.
In a deleted scene, the prom king and queen were originally going to be Joan of Arc and her male alter-ego, "John Dark" from "Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc".

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