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Abe's Foster Uncle is the unnamed, unseen foster uncle of Abe Lincoln. The most noteworthy thing about him is that he died a virgin. He was mentioned in "Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus".

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In "Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus", Abe told the tragic tale of his foster uncle, who lost his wiener in a tap dancing accident and died a virgin, due to smelling his own farts.

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