Abe's Foster Uncle is the unnamed, unseen foster uncle of Abe Lincoln. The most noteworthy thing about him is that he died a virgin. He was mentioned in "Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus".
Biography[]
In "Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus", Abe told the tragic tale of his foster uncle, who lost his wiener in a tap dancing accident and died a virgin, due to smelling his own farts.
Trivia[]
- It is unknown whether he's the brother of Abe's Foster Dad or Abe's Foster Mom.
- It's unknown whether or not he's related to Uncle Giuseppe.