Betsy Ross is a student at Clone High High School. She is the clone of the famous seamstress and creator of the first U.S. flag, Elizabeth Griscom Ross. Her name can be spotted, among others, in the Season Two intro. She officially makes her debut in "Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions".
Biography[]
In "Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions", Betsy Ross was one of the students who became part of Professor Hirsute's pseudoscience cult.
In "Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town", Betsy Ross was a member of the Cheerleading Squad. Like the others, she was hesitant to allow Joan onto the team, after how she tried to kill everyone in the Death Maze.
In "Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation", Betsy Ross was a member of the Prayer Pals. When Abe and JFK joined the Prayer Pals, Abe told JFK that Betsy Ross was interested in him and wanted to "run her flag up his pole" but JFK denied any sexual encounter with her, wanting to stay a chaste man.
In "The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero", Betsy Ross was one of the students at Joan of Arc's principal party.
In "Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides", Betsy Ross was one of the names of The List of Girls Who Are NOT Attracted to Abe.
In "Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus", Betsy Ross made background cameo, sitting in the lunchroom, while Joan, Abe, and Confucius discussed ways to fake an appearance from Confucius' foster parents, Archibald and Jernice, for Parent-Teacher Night.
Appearance[]
Betsy Ross is a 16-year-old Caucasian female student, cloned from Elizabeth Groscom Ross. She has short and wavy brunette hair, saturated black eyelashes, and big pink lips. Betsy Ross wears a white hat with a red stripe band that holds two knitting needles in it, she also wears a blue shirt with a white collar, baggy sky-blue sweatpants with red, white, and blue patches on them, and white sandals. Ultimately, the color scheme of her outfit emulates the American flag and the patches help it give off a seamstress vibe.
Personality[]
Betsy Ross is a seamstress just like her clonemother. She has a pair of knitting needles in her hat at all times, allowing her to be always prepared to knit some cloth, whenever the opportunity may present itself. Betsy is also a very academically involved student, being a member of both the Cheerleading Squad and also the Prayer Pals. The latter also shows that she is a very devout Christian. Betsy Ross is also very generous and charitable, as she and her Prayer Pals group often go around and do community services to help people. She has done things such as cleaning up litter off the highways, building homes for the homeless, and washing oil spills off of orphan children.
Episode Appearances[]
- Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
- Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation
- The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides (Name Printed)
- Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus (Non-Speaking Cameo)
Trivia[]
- Betsy Ross' outfit is composed exclusively of the colors of the American flag, in reference to her clonemother creating said flag. Her outfit also has a bunch of patches on it, in reference to her clonemother being a seamstress.