Christian Rock Song is a song sung by Deuteronomy Dads in the episode "Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation".
Lyrics[]
It's a Christian rock song!
That you listen to, while you get your prayer, on!
A crown of thorns, some rosaries,
Loaves and fish, down on my knees!
On every wall, a holy crucifix.
Jesus had abs!
A pack of six!
Don't forget he carried you,
A set of footprints in the sand.
Flood and knocking in the palm of your hand.
Say, can you reach this for me?
Dear God, I'm certainly Abel.
Blu-Ray of the movie Doubt.
To the Heavens, we do shout.
Moses let the Jews ride out.
And we do it!
And we do it!
Forget about our redemption!
We're getting that sweet, sweet tax exemption!