
Clone High College is a song sung by Candide Sampson and Principal Scudworth, (though it's revealed the former was lip syncing to Ethel Merman) in the episode "Clone Alone". The song details what life is going to be like for the clones once they get to the made-up college of Clone High University. Also, included was backup dancing from Mr. Butlertron, even though he didn't sing any lyrics.
Lyrics[]
Candide: Talking about college.
Clone High College.
Eating bricks of ramen noodles,
And staying up late.
Walking in on your roomate, trying to-
Scudworth: Calculate!
I'm doing homework!
Candide: Drinking Jäger bombs.
Wearing shoes in the shower.
Convenience store burritos,
And puking for an hour.
Scudworth: But you have to get in.
Knock knock, who's there?
College?
Maybe.
Both: You can go to Clone High University!