
The Clone High Tatler is the school newspaper for Clone High High School. It is currently run by Harriet Tubman. It first appeared in "Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo".
Biography[]
In "Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo", The Clone High Tatler showed up on screen, announcing that JFK was winning in the polls for the student body presidential election, outranking his opponent, Abe Lincoln.
In "Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does", Harry S. Truman and Thomas E. Dewey asked each other to the Valentine's Day dance with Clone High Tatler newspapers reading "Truman Asks Dewey to Dance" and "Dewey Asks Truman to Dance", respectively.
In "Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides", Harriet Tubman worked for The Clone High Tatler and needed to find a big story to tell. She found out that Mary was actually a demon ghost but omitted that story and instead printed an article, saying that Abe was the only male virgin left in all of Clone High High School.
Episode Appearances[]
- Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo
- Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does
- Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides
Trivia[]
- A real-life version of The Clone High Tatler served as a newspaper on the Clone High Website. The website has since been deleted and only some of the newspapers have been archived.
- Recurring articles of the real The Clone High Tatler include;
- From the Principal's Desk: Principal Scudworth sends out messages to the student body, letting them know what upcoming events to expect at Clone High, as well as how he, as their principal, can help them in times of need.
- Student Profiles: Cleopatra interviews other students at Clone High for their profiles and usually ends up slandering them.
- Letters to the Editor: Someone, usually Joan, writes about an issue facing Clone High that she wants to get out there to the other students.
- Poetry Corner: Someone writes a poem about something that recently happened in their lives.
- CHHS Sports Updates: Updates on recent happenings among the various sports teams of Clone High High School.
Gallery[]
External Links[]
- Clone High Tatler Website
- Issue 1
- Issue 2
- Issue 3
- Issue 4
- Issue 5
- Issue 6
- Issue 7
- Issue 8
- STUDENT FOUND AFTER DISCOVERING UNTHINKABLE REALM WITH ENORMOUS FELINES AND THREE DIMENSIONS
- I HEAR IF YOU PLAY DARK SIDE OF THE MOON DURING ANYTHING, IT TOTALLY MATCHES UP
- STUDENT PROFILE: JULIUS CAESAR (lost media)
- POETRY CORNER (lost media)
- I HATE TO SAY IT BUT: I TOLD YOU SO. WELL, ACTUALLY I DON'T HATE TO SAY IT (lost media)
- LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: PARENTS SPEAK OUT (lost media)
- Issue 9 (lost media)
- Issue 10 (lost media)
- Issue 11 (lost media)
- Issue 12 (lost media)
- Issue 13 (lost media)