Curly is the wife of Mops and co-owner of The Grassy Knoll. She first appeared in "Some Talking but Mostly Songs", where she was also killed off.
Biography[]
In "Some Talking but Mostly Songs", Curly tried to sell some bland and tasteless quiche covered in smelly fish oil at The Grassy Knoll but none of the customers wanted to try it and would much rather have Mops' zesty and flavorful quiche. She later died in the fire that burned down The Grassy Knoll.
In "Saved by the Knoll", Curly's Funeral was held outside the wreckage of The Grassy Knoll, where Mops detailed her tragic death. As the building was collapsing from the fire the clones caused, Curly slipped on a puddle of grease and fell into a vat of egg batter. When trying to get out of it, she slipped again and fell mouth-first into the spout of a giant cheese dispenser, which pumped her guts inflated with cheese whiz. Then, she tripped again and landed in some seasoned flour. Then, she tripped again and rolled into a trap of hot oil, deep frying her to death. Mops tried to save her from the grease trap and cool down her burning corpse with parsley but it was too late and she was officially dead. The clones at the funeral mistook her corpse for a giant bloomin' onion that was being served as food and they all helped herself to some pieces of her. When Mops got mad at them for eating his wife, they all realized they were cannibalizing her corpse and started spitting her out in disgust.
At her funeral, Mops said that it was Curly's dream to open an island-themed clothing store, so in lieu of her death and the destruction of The Grassy Knoll, Mops decided to make her dream come true, posthumously. He sold the property of the Knoll to Mr. Big Corporation and went upstate to found Tony Jamaica's, only for him to give up on the company within days because, as he put it, "retail was a hassle" and finally return to working at The Grassy Knoll, albeit at a new second location that Mr. Big Corporation built for him, now being a new and improved place with a fancier atmosphere and healthier food.
Episode Appearances[]
- Some Talking but Mostly Songs (Dies)
- Saved by the Knoll (Flashback)