“ | Store Clerk: So I guess you're twenty-one? Genghis Khan: I AM TWENTY-ONE! Genghis Khan: I'M NOT TWENTY-ONE! |
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- Genghis Khan |
Genghis Khan is a recurring character. He is the friend of Abe and Gandhi, and the clone of Genghis Khan. As of Season 2, he is the great uncle to Kublai Khan, another second generation clone student at Clone High High School, who is the genetic clone of Real life Mongolian leader and Grandson of the original Genghis Khan, Kublai Khan. Genghis first appeared in "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand". He is voiced by Phil Lord.
Biography[]
Overview[]
Genghis Khan is a recurrent minor character that on rare occasions interacts with the plot but most of time he is seen in the background of various episodes. In S01E01, he helped Abe and Gandhi get beer but was unsuccessful, in S01E06, he helped Gandhi kidnap the GESH school mascot Geshy and in S02E07, he tried to keep JFK warm with his butt.
Season 1[]
In "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand", Abe and Gandhi used him to help them buy beer for JFK's party, because he was the only one who looked old enough to be perceived as 21, without ID. Genghis Khan had trouble telling people he was 21, and after three stores, they gave up and bought non-alcoholic beer. He was later seen at JFK's party, acting drunken, despite not actually drinking real alcohol.
In "Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo", he was in the crowd, watching as Cleo opened the Special Ed Classroom.
In "Film Fest: Tears of a Clone", Joan cast him to star as "Gabe Linconne" in her independent film, The Truth Wears Sideburns. Genghis Khan needed multiple reminders of what he needed to do in the movie.
In "Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc", Genghis and Gandhi worked together to kidnap Geshy from GESH High School.
In "Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts", he joined hands with the other clones of Clone High during the musical number "Normal".
In "Litter Kills: Litterally", Genghis Khan sang, Ave Maria, at Ponce de Leon's funeral.
In "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale", he was part of Gandhi's group of guys, who didn't have dates for the prom. He was also frozen in the meat locker at the end of the episode.
Appearance[]
Genghis Khan is a colossal, exceptionally tall Asian man, who is just as overweight as he is muscular. His size makes him appear as far older than 16, making him able to pass as an adult. He has a big head with a large scoop-like mouth full of crooked teeth. He has dark raven hair, a pencil mustache, and a little goatee beard. He has big fat arms with stubby little fingers on them. Genghis Khan wears an orange shirt that doesn't fit him, navy blue pants, dark navy blue and white sneakers, and a white paper hat. In original airings of the show, Genghis Khan had "Screw Tibet" printed in black text on his shirt but this was removed in future airings. When in the nude, Genghis Khan is exhibited to be packing incredibly heat, wielding a gargantuan stone-cold cock that drags behind him wherever he goes and grinds against the ground, rock-like enough to leave cracks in the floor, even while flaccid.
Personality[]
Genghis Khan is a very unintelligent, simple-minded mongoloid, who supposedly suffers from some kind of mental retardation. He is completely unable to carry out simple tasks that have been instructed upon him. He's a man of a few words and usually just speaks in slurred, choppy utterances. Genghis Khan is also overweight, gluttonous, and a big eater, just like his original clonefather. Unlike his clonefather, Genghis Khan is mostly very calm and friendly, rarely resorting to violence. However, on the rare occasions when he does, he can easily tear people's arms off without breaking a sweat.
Relationships[]
- Abe Lincoln - Genghis Khan is friends with Abe. In "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand", he tried to help Abe and Gandhi buy beer for the party, since he was old enough to pass as 21 but he kept screwing it up. In "Let's Try This Again", Genghis Khan was horrified to witness Abe getting cancelled.
- Joan of Arc - Genghis Khan is friends with Joan. In "Film Fest: Tears of a Clone", Genghis Khan helped Joan with her movie, "The Truth Wears Sideburns", playing the role of Gabe in her film. In "Spring Broken", he politely rubbed his butt on JFK and farted on him for her. In "Clone Alone", Genghis Khan was betrayed by Joan in the Death Maze and when he found out about this, he was mad at her.
- Gandhi - Genghis Khan is friends with Gandhi. In "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand", Genghis Khan tired and failed to help Gandhi and Abe buy beer for the party, being the only one among their friend group who could pass for 21. In "Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc", Genghis teamed up with Gandhi to kidnap the school mascot, Geshy, from GESH High School. This time, to far more success. In "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale", Genghis Khan was part of Gandhi's Prom Posse, as he was one of the boys at school who couldn't get a date to the winter prom.
- Catherine the Great - Genghis Khan was the boyfriend of Catherine at one point. In "Spring Broken", the two of them were shown riding the school bus together, with Catherine caressing him lovingly.
- Topher Bus - Topher is one of the few people that Genghis Khan has beef with. In "Clone Alone", Genghis Khan was one of the people seen shouting "SHUT UP, TOPHER!" at him, suggesting that even he is annoyed with Topher's misogynistic ways.
Episode Appearances[]
- Escape to Beer Mountain: a Rope of Sand
- Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo (Cameo)
- Film Fest: Tears of a Clone
- Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc
- Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts (Cameo)
- Litter Kills: Litterally
- Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale
- Let's Try This Again
- Sleepover (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Anxious Times at Clone High (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Some Talking but Mostly Songs
- Saved by the Knoll (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Spring Broken
- Clone Alone
- Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
- Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation (Mentioned)
- The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero
- Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides
- Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Cloney Island: Twist! (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work (Non-Speaking Cameo)
Trivia[]
- In the original MTV airings of the first season, Genghis Khan originally had "Screw Tibet" on his shirt. This was edited out in subsequent airings. It could still be seen in one scene of "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale" on Max.
- He does not share his clonefather's ruthlessness.
- In "Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc", it was revealed he had an extremely huge penis, that dragged behind him and sounded like a boulder.
- In "Litter Kills: Litterally", it was revealed he was a beautiful singer, when he sang Ave Maria at Ponce's funeral. He had a bellowing opera-worthy voice, that greatly echoed through the gymnasium.
- His low intellect seems to be a pun based on Genghis Khan being a mongol, which derivates into "mongoloid", a now outdated and offensive term for people who have Down syndrome.
- Strangely, no one knows where the original Genghis Khan was buried, so how he was cloned is anyone's guess.
- The same quirk trait is shared with Joan of Arc, Jesús Cristo and Cleopatra.