| “ | I hate all women. I hate them because I want to have sex with them but they won't have sex with me because I hate them. | „ |
| - Ivan the Terrible |
Ivan the Terrible is a second generation student at Clone High High School and 16-year-old genetic clone of the first Russian Czar, Ivan IV Vasilyevich. He is a misogynistic incel, who hates women because he can't get laid. Because of his disgusting behavior, he has been banished to the Cancelled Corner and is also a proud member of the Bleacher Creatures. He first appeared in "Let's Try This Again". He is voiced by Jeffrey Muller.
Biography[]
In "Let's Try This Again", Ivan the Terrible was at Abe's Luncheon for Unity. When Abe complained to Ivan about how Joan had been treating him lately, Ivan stated that he agrees with Abe's disdain toward Joan and added that he hates women for not wanting to have sex with him. Abe was put off by this, since Ivan was behaving in a way he didn't want to associate with.
In "Some Talking but Mostly Songs", Ivan was seen in the background, participating in the musical number "This is My Chance".
In "Sexy-Ed", he can be seen talking to (and possibly flirting with) Catherine the Great before being invited to Confucius and Harriet's house party. He rejects the party invite as he claims to "not have any desire to destroy priceless antiques."
In "Clone Alone", he falls over when the clones run to the entrance of the Death Maze.
Appearance[]
Ivan the Terrible is a pale-skinned, bearded hunchback man with a pointy nose, crooked teeth, and poorly groomed light brown hair. He wears a black fox fur hat, a baggy green jacket, and red pants that are also part of his shoes.
Personality[]
Ivan the Terrible is a disgusting, hateful, misogynistic incel, who despises all women for refusing to have sex with him. His unfriendly and repulsive demeanor has led to him being ostracized by all of society, leading to him being cancelled and also sentenced to be a lowly Bleacher Creature, whose only companions are other toxic scumbags such as himself.
Episode Appearances[]
- Let's Try This Again
- Some Talking but Mostly Songs (Cameo)
- Sexy-Ed
- Clone Alone (Cameo)
- Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions
- Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
- Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation
- The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero
- Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides
- Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus (Cameo)
- Cloney Island: Twist! (Cameo)
- The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work
Trivia[]
- In "Let's Try This Again", Ivan claimed that he hated women because he never gets to have sex with them, implying that he's a virgin. However, in "Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides", he claimed to not be a virgin.
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