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JFK Sings the Er-Uh Snowflake Day Hits

JFK Sings the Er-Uh Snowflake Day Hits is a Snowflake Day album, made by JFK, containing numerous Snowflake Day songs, sung by himself. It appeared in "Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special".

Lyrics[]

Away in a taco no spice for my lamb.
Snowflake, snowflake, snowflake.
I made you out of snow.
Jerky balls. Jerky balls.
Jerky beef jerky.
Jerky balls.
Tasty balls.
Balls of meat
jerked so sweet.
It's a Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Snowflake Da~a~ay!

Trivia[]

  • The Christmas/Hanukkah songs parodied in order are;
    • Lighting the Snowman - "Light One Candle"
    • You're a Mean One, Mrs. Wench - "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
    • Snowflake, Snowflake, Snowflake (The Snowflake Song) - "I Have a Little Dreidel"
    • Snowflake Jake is Cumin to Town - "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
    • Cayenne the Red-Ground Pepper - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
    • Jerky Balls I - "Jingle Bells"
    • Away in a Taco (No Spice For My Lamb) - "Away in His Manger"
    • O Come All Ye Wenches - "O Come All Ye Faithful"
    • Hark the Spicy Wenches Sing - "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
    • Jerky Balls II - "Silent Night"
    • The 12 Days of Spiritual Spiciness - "The 12 Days of Christmas"
    • I Saw Mommy Banging Snowflake Jake - "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
    • Grandma Got Run Over by a Giant Snowflake Wheel - "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
    • Rock of Sages - "Rock of Ages"
    • Jerky Ball Rock - "Jingle Bell Rock"
    • O Cannonball - "O Tannenbaum"
    • Little Rumproast Boy - "Little Drummer Boy"
    • Meatshanks We Have Cured on High - "Angels We Have Heard on High"
    • Oh Little Slice of Honeyham - "Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem"
    • Feliz Spicydad - "Feliz Navidad"
    • The Boston Celtics Fight Song - "The Boston Celtics Fight Song"
    • Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Snowflake Day - "Redneck 12 Days of Christmas"
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