| “ | This one time, Saget and I were down in Mexico, doing some promotion for Full H and uh, Saget decides he wants to learn to parasail. Anyway, The Beach Boys needed me to hit sticks for a benefit show in Oaxaca. | „ |
| - John Stamos |
John Phillip Stamos is an American actor, best known for playing Jesse Katsopolis on the sitcom Full House. He is the high school arch nemesis of Principal Scudworth, after he beat him for prom king back at their old high school. He appeared in the season finale, "Changes: The Big Prom: the Sex Romp: the Season Finale". He is voiced by himself.
Biography[]
In "Makeover Makeover Makeover: the Makeover Episode", John Stamos calls up Principal Scudworth in regards to prom season. Scudworth ranted about how Stamos beat him in the prom king competition back in high school and he still resented him for it. Although Scudworth acted nice on the phone, he was pissed off that Stamos reminded him of his tragic loss and considered his whole day ruined.
In "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale", John Stamos made a surprise visit, arriving at the Clone High Winter Prom to catch up with Scudworth. He happens to show up as Scudworth is about to be crowned prom king (via a vote that Scudworth sabotaged), causing Scan Grade to completely throw out the official winner and give the award to John Stamos instead. The entire crowd is swayed by Stamos' charm and wit and they listen to him give a speech and tell a few funny stories on stage.
Infuriated, Scudworth confronts Stamos for stealing the vote and Stamos, not wanting any beef with his dear friend, kindly gives up the crown to Scudworth in an act of generosity. However, Scudworth doesn't appreciate the gesture and brutally stabs Stamos in the eyes with the crown ... repeatedly. Scudworth then crowned himself as the prom king and cackled meniachally as he dripped with the blood of Stamos, leaving the entire crowd standing there in horror.
The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures broke into the building to terminate Scudworth and take the clones away. Even though Scudworth attacked him earlier, Stamos rescued Scudworth and distracted the Shadowy Figures by initiating a conga line. Scudworth was finally influenced by Stamos' kindness and became friends with him. Stamos also helped Scudworth with a plan to lead the Shadowy Figures into the flash freezer so that he could freeze them and save himself.
A now bloody and mangled Stamos crawled his way into the flash freezer and used the last of his strength to pull the lever to the flash freezer with himself, The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures, all of the clones in the student and teacher body, the celebrity guests, and various recurring and one-time characters inside.
Trivia[]
- John Stamos' story about parasailing in Oaxaca, Mexico with Bob Saget and The Beach Boys seems to be completely made up, as it doesn't correlate to any real live event related to him.
- John Stamos was originally supposed to make a return cameo in Season 2 finale episode, "Clone Alone" but this never played out for unknown reasons. His intended role was replaced by Michael Bolton.