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The List of Episodes is a list of every episode of Clone High. The original series premiered in 2003 and lasted for one season and 13 episodes, before its cancellation. In May 23, 2023, the show was rebooted with a pre-ordered two seasons and a total of 20 episodes.

Episodes[]

Original Run[]

Season 1[]

Screenshot Title # Airdate (CAN) Airdate (USA)
Clone High Rope of Sand Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand 01 November 2, 2002 January 20, 2003

Abe is hopes to make a move on Cleo at JFK's party. However he can only come to the party if he brings the beer. Meanwhile, Joan tries to win Abe's heart, by starting up a Teen Crisis Hotline. Gandhi accidentally agrees to help with the hotline, but ditches work for the party. All the while, Principal Scudworth plans to crash the party so as to better understand the students.

Abe's Big Choice Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo 02 November 3, 2002 January 27, 2003
JFK and Abe both run for School President and despite knowing nothing about politics, JFK trails ahead in the lead, leaving Abe in the dust. Meanwhile, Scudworth gets the school a corporate sponsor, X-Stream Blu.
D is for Disorder A.D.D.: The Last D is for Disorder 03 November 10, 2002 February 3, 2003
Gandhi's dreams of being a solid gold dancer are put on hold, when he's diagnosed with A.D.D., which is treated as a stand-in for AID's. Meanwhile, Joan starts hearing religious voices, just like her clonemother.
Film Fest Film Fest: Tears of a Clone 04 November 17, 2002 February 10, 2003
The film fest comes to Clone High and Abe, Joan, Gandhi, Cleo, and JFK all submit their own indie films to the contest. Meanwhile, Scudworth has The Board of Shadowy Figures over to dinner.
250px-Clone High Episode 5 Promo Sleep of Faith: La Ru D'Awakening 05 December 1, 2002 February 17, 2003
In the wake of the PXJTs, Abe gets addicted to staying awake. Meanwhile, Gandhi befriends a truck driver, who helps him practice for the test.
Clearer Shot in Darc Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc 06 November 24, 2002 February 24, 2003
Clone High will be playing basketball against Gesh High, and when Joan learns that girls aren't allowed to join the team, so she goes in disguise as a boy named John and gets in. Meanwhile, Gandhi and Genghis Khan kidnap the Gesh school mascot.
Plane Crazy Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations 07 December 8, 2002 March 3, 2003
Cleo gets accepted into O-Town, where she cheats on Abe with Ashley Angel. Meanwhile, Gandhi makes a rap song and sneaks it into Cleo's pocket, in hopes that Angel will find it and discover his musical talent.
A Room of One's Own A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm 08 December 15, 2002 N/A
Joan's house gets destroyed in a hurricane so she and Toots have to live in Cleo's house. Meanwhile, Scudworth gets a robot dog, which makes Mr. Butlertron jealous.
Raising the Stakes Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts 09 January 12, 2003 March 10, 2003
In a 1960s-70s-rock-opera-style musical episode, Abe gets addicted to raisins and joins a raisin-smoking hippie club. Meanwhile, Scudworth builds a massive fence around Exclamation Point, to keep out all the raisin-dealers.
Ponce's Funeral Litter Kills: Litterally 10 January 19, 2003 July 14, 2004
One of the clones is going to die in this episode. Either Abe, Joan, Gandhi, Cleo, JFK, or the newly introduced Juan Ponce De Leon, who lives every day as though it is his last but it's a mystery, who's going to die. Meanwhile, Joan sees Juan Ponce De Leon's refuse-related death as a sign that there's too much litter and starts a campaign to try and get everybody to clean it up.
Snowflake Dance Party Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special 11 April 13, 2003 N/A
On the very first ever Snowflake Day in history, since the abolition of religiously-specific holidays, Abe has trouble finding a store bought material object for Cleo, that's expensive enough for her to like. Meanwhile, Joan tries to ruin Snowflake Day for all of Exclamation Point, with the help of a homeless girl who looks like Mandy Moore but she totally isn't. I promise.
Makeover Makeover Makeover: the Makeover Episode Makeover Makeover Makeover: the Makeover Episode 12 January 26, 2003 N/A
In part one of the season finale, the prom comes up, so Joan and Gandhi get makeovers from Abe and JFK, respectively so that people will actually go out with them. Meanwhile, Scudworth gets a visit from his old rival, John Stamos.
Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale 13 March 2, 2003 N/A
In part two of the season finale, Abe asks "J-Cl" out to the prom, while Gandhi is forced to go STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!! Meanwhile, The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures discovers Principal Scudworth's evil plan and they go down to the school to destroy him.

Reboot[]

Season 2[]

Screenshot Title # Airdate
Abe Makes His Apology to the Unity Group Let's Try This Again 14 May 23, 2023

After 20 years of being frozen, the clones are finally thawed for the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures' newest plan: Operation Spread Eagle. Abe grapples with the concept of cancel culture.

Clone High Sleepover Sleepover 15 May 23, 2023

After having an embarrassing wet dream in class involving Abe, Joan is invited to a sleepover with Frida and Harriet in an attempt to repress her feelings. Meanwhile, JFK is taught about social media and internet trolling by Confucius.

Anxious Times at Clone High Anxious Times at Clone High 16 June 1, 2023

As Candide’s manufactured crisis wreaks havoc, Joan begins to doubt her relationship with JFK, Abe turns to Frida for advice and Harriet frets over a future as a #winemom.

The Crown Joancoming The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World 17 June 1, 2023

When a rumor derails Cleo’s bid for homecoming queen, Joan is forced to their lifelong rivalry for the sake of the school … and the world.

My Heart is in a Twister Some Talking but Mostly Songs 18 June 8, 2023

Hoping to land a role on hit show Tropical Hospital, Harriet stages her new musical but must contend with Joan's creative meddling.

The Knoll Has Been Rebuilt Saved by the Knoll 19 June 8, 2023

When a fire threatens to shut down the Grassy Knoll, a desperate Abe spearheads a campaign to rebuild the town's beloved greasy diner - and save Joan.

Bus Crash Buddies Spring Broken 20 June 15, 2023

After the clones find themselves stranded in the desert, JFK experiences a heat-induced intellectual breakthrough, Abe faces a zombie horde, and Scudworth and Mr. B hit the big-time in Vegas.

Sexy-Ed Sexy-Ed 21 June 15, 2023

While Clone High mourns a power couple breakup, Candide and Scudworth hatch a plan to reunite the pair with mandatory sex education, swarthy seamen, and some sensual sax solos.

Mr. Butlertron and Weslet For Your Consideration 22 June 22, 2023

After a fight with Scudworth, Mr. B prepares to leave Clone High for good - but not before telling Joan his epic backstory.

Damn It Joan Clone Alone 23 June 22, 2023

As Operation Spread Eagle ends, the students of Clone High are offered the opportunity to attend Clone High College. But when the entrance exam proves deadly, Joan must fend for herself, while Scudworth fights for his career.

Season 3[]

Screenshot Title # Airdate
Harriet Uses Magnetism to Save Confucius Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions 24 February 1, 2024

After returning from summer break, Joan becomes a social pariah; Harriet and Toussaint Louverture join hands to take down a suspicious new science teacher.

Frida Pointing Crazily Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town 25 February 1, 2024

Scudworth tries to guide Frida, but the would-be artist decides on a more lucrative career: competitive snorkelling.

JFK High Fives God Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation 26 February 1, 2024

Scudworth wishes to transform Clone High into a tax-exempt religious school, but JFK's brand-new relationship with God might jeopardize his friendship with Abe.

The Principal Principle Sub Zero to Sub Hero thumbnail The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero 27 February 1, 2024

When Joan becomes principal for one day, she decides to throw a rager along with Abe, who is hesitant about the whole idea.

Skunky-PooS3 Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid is as Cupid Does 28 February 1, 2024

Just before Valentine's Day, Confucius and Joan join hands to trick Harriet into thinking that they are a couple; Scudworth feels attracted towards a former enemy.

Go Yell It on the Mountain Snow Way Out thumbnail Go Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out 29 February 1, 2024

While on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, tensions rise while threatening love triangles, bromances and Mr B's sanity.

Frida and Cleo Scared of a Skeleton Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides 30 February 1, 2024

Tasked with creating a new batch of clones, Scudworth and Mr. B realize they may be past their gravedigging prime.

Cyranos A Portmant-Opus thumbnail Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus 31 February 1, 2024

After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal conferences on the student-body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents.

Cloney Island Twist thumbnail Cloney Island: Twist! 32 February 1, 2024

After noticing Scudworth's stranger-than-usual behavior, the clones uncover a tale of rival theme parks, romance and revenge... all within the pages of his diary.

All the Clones in Peril The Cloniest Place On Earth: Missile While You Work 33 February 1, 2024
Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth's childhood dreams
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