The List of Episodes is a list of every episode of Clone High. The original series premiered in 2003 and lasted for one season and 13 episodes, before its cancellation. In May 23, 2023, the show was rebooted with a pre-ordered two seasons and a total of 20 episodes.
Episodes[]
Original Run[]
Season 1[]
Screenshot | Title | # | Airdate (CAN) | Airdate (USA) |
Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand | 01 | November 2, 2002 | January 20, 2003 | |
Abe is hopes to make a move on Cleo at JFK's party. However he can only come to the party if he brings the beer. Meanwhile, Joan tries to win Abe's heart, by starting up a Teen Crisis Hotline. Gandhi accidentally agrees to help with the hotline, but ditches work for the party. All the while, Principal Scudworth plans to crash the party so as to better understand the students. | ||||
Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo | 02 | November 3, 2002 | January 27, 2003 | |
JFK and Abe both run for School President and despite knowing nothing about politics, JFK trails ahead in the lead, leaving Abe in the dust. Meanwhile, Scudworth gets the school a corporate sponsor, X-Stream Blu. | ||||
A.D.D.: The Last D is for Disorder | 03 | November 10, 2002 | February 3, 2003 | |
Gandhi's dreams of being a solid gold dancer are put on hold, when he's diagnosed with A.D.D., which is treated as a stand-in for AID's. Meanwhile, Joan starts hearing religious voices, just like her clonemother. | ||||
Film Fest: Tears of a Clone | 04 | November 17, 2002 | February 10, 2003 | |
The film fest comes to Clone High and Abe, Joan, Gandhi, Cleo, and JFK all submit their own indie films to the contest. Meanwhile, Scudworth has The Board of Shadowy Figures over to dinner. | ||||
Sleep of Faith: La Ru D'Awakening | 05 | December 1, 2002 | February 17, 2003 | |
In the wake of the PXJTs, Abe gets addicted to staying awake. Meanwhile, Gandhi befriends a truck driver, who helps him practice for the test. | ||||
Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc | 06 | November 24, 2002 | February 24, 2003 | |
Clone High will be playing basketball against Gesh High, and when Joan learns that girls aren't allowed to join the team, so she goes in disguise as a boy named John and gets in. Meanwhile, Gandhi and Genghis Khan kidnap the Gesh school mascot. | ||||
Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations | 07 | December 8, 2002 | March 3, 2003 | |
Cleo gets accepted into O-Town, where she cheats on Abe with Ashley Angel. Meanwhile, Gandhi makes a rap song and sneaks it into Cleo's pocket, in hopes that Angel will find it and discover his musical talent. | ||||
A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm | 08 | December 15, 2002 | N/A | |
Joan's house gets destroyed in a hurricane so she and Toots have to live in Cleo's house. Meanwhile, Scudworth gets a robot dog, which makes Mr. Butlertron jealous. | ||||
Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts | 09 | January 12, 2003 | March 10, 2003 | |
In a 1960s-70s-rock-opera-style musical episode, Abe gets addicted to raisins and joins a raisin-smoking hippie club. Meanwhile, Scudworth builds a massive fence around Exclamation Point, to keep out all the raisin-dealers. | ||||
Litter Kills: Litterally | 10 | January 19, 2003 | July 14, 2004 | |
One of the clones is going to die in this episode. Either Abe, Joan, Gandhi, Cleo, JFK, or the newly introduced Juan Ponce De Leon, who lives every day as though it is his last but it's a mystery, who's going to die. Meanwhile, Joan sees Juan Ponce De Leon's refuse-related death as a sign that there's too much litter and starts a campaign to try and get everybody to clean it up. | ||||
Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special | 11 | April 13, 2003 | N/A | |
On the very first ever Snowflake Day in history, since the abolition of religiously-specific holidays, Abe has trouble finding a store bought material object for Cleo, that's expensive enough for her to like. Meanwhile, Joan tries to ruin Snowflake Day for all of Exclamation Point, with the help of a homeless girl who looks like Mandy Moore but she totally isn't. I promise. | ||||
Makeover Makeover Makeover: the Makeover Episode | 12 | January 26, 2003 | N/A | |
In part one of the season finale, the prom comes up, so Joan and Gandhi get makeovers from Abe and JFK, respectively so that people will actually go out with them. Meanwhile, Scudworth gets a visit from his old rival, John Stamos. | ||||
Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale | 13 | March 2, 2003 | N/A | |
In part two of the season finale, Abe asks "J-Cl" out to the prom, while Gandhi is forced to go STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!! Meanwhile, The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures discovers Principal Scudworth's evil plan and they go down to the school to destroy him. |
Reboot[]
Season 2[]
Screenshot | Title | # | Airdate | |
Let's Try This Again | 14 | May 23, 2023 | ||
After 20 years of being frozen, the clones are finally thawed for the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures' newest plan: Operation Spread Eagle. Abe grapples with the concept of cancel culture. | ||||
Sleepover | 15 | May 23, 2023 | ||
After having an embarrassing wet dream in class involving Abe, Joan is invited to a sleepover with Frida and Harriet in an attempt to repress her feelings. Meanwhile, JFK is taught about social media and internet trolling by Confucius. | ||||
Anxious Times at Clone High | 16 | June 1, 2023 | ||
As Candide’s manufactured crisis wreaks havoc, Joan begins to doubt her relationship with JFK, Abe turns to Frida for advice and Harriet frets over a future as a #winemom. | ||||
The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World | 17 | June 1, 2023 | ||
When a rumor derails Cleo’s bid for homecoming queen, Joan is forced to their lifelong rivalry for the sake of the school … and the world. | ||||
Some Talking but Mostly Songs | 18 | June 8, 2023 | ||
Hoping to land a role on hit show Tropical Hospital, Harriet stages her new musical but must contend with Joan's creative meddling. | ||||
Saved by the Knoll | 19 | June 8, 2023 | ||
When a fire threatens to shut down the Grassy Knoll, a desperate Abe spearheads a campaign to rebuild the town's beloved greasy diner - and save Joan. | ||||
Spring Broken | 20 | June 15, 2023 | ||
After the clones find themselves stranded in the desert, JFK experiences a heat-induced intellectual breakthrough, Abe faces a zombie horde, and Scudworth and Mr. B hit the big-time in Vegas. | ||||
Sexy-Ed | 21 | June 15, 2023 | ||
While Clone High mourns a power couple breakup, Candide and Scudworth hatch a plan to reunite the pair with mandatory sex education, swarthy seamen, and some sensual sax solos. | ||||
For Your Consideration | 22 | June 22, 2023 | ||
After a fight with Scudworth, Mr. B prepares to leave Clone High for good - but not before telling Joan his epic backstory. | ||||
Clone Alone | 23 | June 22, 2023 | ||
As Operation Spread Eagle ends, the students of Clone High are offered the opportunity to attend Clone High College. But when the entrance exam proves deadly, Joan must fend for herself, while Scudworth fights for his career. |
Season 3[]
Screenshot | Title | # | Airdate | |
Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions | 24 | February 1, 2024 | ||
After returning from summer break, Joan becomes a social pariah; Harriet and Toussaint Louverture join hands to take down a suspicious new science teacher. | ||||
Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town | 25 | February 1, 2024 | ||
Scudworth tries to guide Frida, but the would-be artist decides on a more lucrative career: competitive snorkelling. | ||||
Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation | 26 | February 1, 2024 | ||
Scudworth wishes to transform Clone High into a tax-exempt religious school, but JFK's brand-new relationship with God might jeopardize his friendship with Abe. | ||||
The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero | 27 | February 1, 2024 | ||
When Joan becomes principal for one day, she decides to throw a rager along with Abe, who is hesitant about the whole idea. | ||||
Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid is as Cupid Does | 28 | February 1, 2024 | ||
Just before Valentine's Day, Confucius and Joan join hands to trick Harriet into thinking that they are a couple; Scudworth feels attracted towards a former enemy. | ||||
Go Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out | 29 | February 1, 2024 | ||
While on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, tensions rise while threatening love triangles, bromances and Mr B's sanity. | ||||
Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides | 30 | February 1, 2024 | ||
Tasked with creating a new batch of clones, Scudworth and Mr. B realize they may be past their gravedigging prime. | ||||
Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus | 31 | February 1, 2024 | ||
After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal conferences on the student-body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents. | ||||
Cloney Island: Twist! | 32 | February 1, 2024 | ||
After noticing Scudworth's stranger-than-usual behavior, the clones uncover a tale of rival theme parks, romance and revenge... all within the pages of his diary. | ||||
The Cloniest Place On Earth: Missile While You Work | 33 | February 1, 2024 | ||
Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth's childhood dreams |