Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does is the fifth episode of Season 3 of Clone High, and the 28th episode of the overall series.
Synopsis[]
As Valentine's Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they're a couple. Meanwhile, Principal Scudworth swoons over an old nemesis.
Plot[]
TBA
Characters[]
Major Roles[]
- Abe Lincoln
- Joan of Arc
- JFK
- Harriet Tubman
- Confucius
- Principal Scudworth
- Skunky-Poo
- Toussaint Louverture
- Mary
Minor Roles[]
- Frida Kahlo
- Cleopatra
- Mr. Butlertron
- Candide Sampson
- Van Gogh
- William Shakespeare
- Big Mama Thornton
- Sojourner Truth
- Angel JFK
- Devil JFK
- Angel Angel JFK
- Devil Angel JFK
- Angel Angel Angel JFK
- Devil Devil Angel JFK
- Rita
- Friedrich Neitzche (Cameo)
- Julius Caesar (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Jesús Cristo (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Catherine the Great (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Anne Boleyn (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- George Washington Carver (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Sacagawea (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Brontë Sisters (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Amelia Earhart (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Charles Lindbergh (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Thomas Dewey (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Harry Truman (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- George Washington (Non-Speaking Cameo)
Trivia[]
- This episode is a Valentine's Day special.
- Harriet's favorite drink is a short Americano also known as a "Danny DeVito".
- Harriet usually eats it with a low-fat yogurt parfait, blueberries only, and with a bamboo spoon because, you know, the earth is dying, uh, durr.
- Confucius named all of his abs, in order of placement on the six pack; Bob, Dominic, Lenny Ortiz, Leon, Roman, and Shawn.
Continuity[]
- Confucius is now incredibly popular with the ladies because of his six-pack of washboard abs, which was revealed an episode prior in "The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero".
- Harriet Tubman has since moved in to start dating Toussaint Louverture after getting dumped by Confucius in "The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero".
- Joan sits down at the same lake she sat at in "Sexy-Ed".
- Skunky-Poo from "Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations" returns for another hilarious battle with Principal Scudworth.
Cultural References[]
- Joan's story is told in an homage/parody of the 2014 Wes Anderson movie The Grand Budapest Hotel.
Historical References[]
- Charles Lindbergh prom-poses to Amelia Earhart by skywriting her an invitation, using a recreation of The Spirit of St. Louis called "The Spirit of St. Louis: Part Deux".
- Thomas Dewey and Harry Truman prom-pose to each other, using newspapers that allude to the infamously premature "Dewey Defeats Truman" headline of 1948.
- Friedrich Nietzsche tells people about how nothing matters and how they should embrace life's chaos, which were real philosophies held by the original Friedrich Nietzsche, the French nihilist poet.
Production Notes[]
- Although this episode premiered on February 1, 2024, it was actually produced in 2023 according to the credits, as with every other episode of season 3.
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