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Mr. Lincoln's Mild Ride is an educational carnival ride at Unspecified Rodent Themed Amusement Park, teaching the story of Abraham Lincoln, via robomatronic puppets. It appeared in "A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm".
Biography[]
In "A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm", Abe went to Unspecified Rodent Themed Amusement Park to learn about the Original Abraham Lincoln from Mr. Lincoln's Wild Ride. There, he saw a Mexican Parrot and wrote down what an animatronic of the original Abraham Lincoln was saying, when all he was doing was reciting the gettysberg address and saying "Try the Churros". In the end, Abe went down a log flume that led them right into Ford's Theater, where they were killed by John Wilkes Booth. Abe would later report back to the group about what he learned from the ride but his notes were all disorganized and poorly scripted and all he really got back from the ride was some advertizing for the churros and also some crappy merchandise he bought.
Trivia[]
- It’s a mix between the Disney World rides, Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.
- A similar ride called Lincoln's Log Flume would appear as a Cloney Island attraction in "The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work".