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Mr. Butlertron[]

Principal Scudworth Has No Idea How to Raise Money

Cinnamon and Mr. Butlertron first met when the latter was working on a successful sitcom. Scudworth offers to clone Butlertron's brother using a strand of hair that he had kept, on the condition that he collaborates with him on his Clone project. When Scudworth finally clones his brother, Mr. B is faced with a friend-or-idol decision, where he must choose between saving Scudworth or a test tube containing a fetus clone of his deceased brother. He ultimately chooses Scudworth.

I'd like you to meet Mr. Butlertron. My Butl-... No, ... my friend.
- Scudworth

Mr. B appears to be Scudworth's only true friend, at least the only one who supports Scudworth's silly endeavors. Scudworth at first treats him as a servant, but after Mr. B saved Scudworth's dinner party in the episode "Film Fest: Tears of a Clone", Scudworth acknowledges Mr. B as his friend. In season 2, Mr. B, felt and sounded a lot more fed up with Scudworth's antics, probably due to the fact that he had lived with him for another 20 years.

The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures[]

Shadowy Figure: Dr. Scudworth, sorry to disturb you but there's growing concern among The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures that you may be ... completely insane.
Scudworth: Blasphemy!
- Shadowy Figure and Scudworth
Principal Scudworth Delivers Good News to Shadowy Figure

Scudworth and The Board are constantly at a conflict as the two are at different sides of the same situation. The Board's leader is constantly suspicious of Scudworth and rightfully so, as it becomes evident that he is crazy or incompetent at doing his job. This prompts the Board to spy on him, though he has been given chances to redeem himself; notably at the end of "Escape from Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand" and as well in the episode "Film Fest: Tears of a Clone". The final straw is when the Board's leader finds the tape labeled "Scudworth's evil plan to overthrow the Board and create Cloney Island: the movie", where the Board swears to kill Scudworth.

20 years later a new Board has taken over and if it is unknown if they've taken over immediately after the previous original Board was left frozen or if the original Board were indeed unfrozen and eventually transferred power over to the new Board overtime. The new Board seems to trust Scudworth enough to help with operation spread eagle.

Candide Sampson[]

Scudworth Meets Candide

Candide Sampson works as the superintendent of Principal Scudworth, starting in the Season 2 premiere, "Let's Try This Again". Like the board of shadowy figures, Candide watches over him at all times and bosses him around, albeit in closer proximity, being through a glass ceiling installed above his office. Scudworth hates Candide and doesn't like having to deal with all her commands and her invasion of his space. However, he also found himself developing a huge crush on her, when he discovered that she was a bloodthirsty villain, out to murder him. It's also been stated a few times that Scudworth doesn't respect Candide as his superior because she's a woman, though he tends to backpedal on this to kind of hide his misogyny.

Clone High Student Body[]

Scudworth gets little to no respect from the student body. This is likely due to the students viewing Scudworth as a "weirdo" or a "creep". In "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand", Joan insults him after he ties her to a chair, he gets hit like a piñata by Genghis Khan at JFK's Party, and Gandhi throws a hot chicken pot pie in his face, causing 1st degree burns. In "A.D.D.: the Last D is for Disorder", none of the students in the halls greeted him with any respect but were happy to treat Mr. Butlertron with the same kind of respect as they give to their own friends.

However, it has been implied a few times that Scudworth has actually come to greatly care for the clones he created and treat them somewhat like his own children. In "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale", Principal Scudworth protected his clones from getting destroyed by The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures by freezing them all in the flash freezer. In "Clone Alone", Scudworth demonstrated to Candide that unlike her, he actually has an emotional bond with the clones and cares about all of their well-beings, throwing his life on the line to save them from being brainwashed by Candide's Memory Eraser Ray.

Colonel Principal[]

Scudworth Meets With Principal

Principal Scudworth is archenemies with Colonel Principal as they are the respective headmasters of rival schools, Clone High High School and GESH High School. Both of them are involve with carrying out Operation Spread Eagle for The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures but they both have disagreements on how to go about it, both having plans that are similar, in that they both use genetic splicing, but are ultimately very different. As we know with Scudworth, he plans on making clones of historical figures to use as an army to take over the world. However, Colonel Principal sees this idea as idiotic, believing the better idea would be to genetically modify living people to turn them into finely-tuned superhumans, comparable to the world's most perfectly crafted human being, Detlef Schrempf. The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures liked both of their ideas and floated them both small loans of a few million dollars or so to fund their respective plans. Currently, the two butt heads and battle to achieve their ultimate goal.

Skunky-Poo[]

Try and catch me, bitch!
- Skunky-Poo
Skunky Poo debut

Principal Scudworth and Skunky-Poo have a long-running Looney Tunes-style rivalry with each other, where Scudworth is constantly being tricked, pranked, and outsmarted by Skunky-Poo, so that she can fart in his face and exclaim "Try and catch me, bitch!" This rivalry first started in "Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations", where Skunky-Poo kept on messing up Scudworth's evil plans and driving him crazy. She would pull all kinds of Looney Tunes-style pranks on him, such as blowing him up with dynamite and dropping anvils on his head, which would all have extremely realistic results, causing Scudworth to bleed out and get seriously injured, rather than just comically bruised and stuff.

Skunky-PooS3

Skunky-Poo returned in "Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does", where she catfished Scudworth on a dating website, under the pseudonym "S. Kunky" and blew him up with dynamite again. Scudworth told Skunky-Poo that she had an addiction to pranking him, which she admitted to, herself, feeling very guilty about what she was doing. Scudworth her off to a rehab center to kick her habit and after a while, Skunky-Poo came back, seemingly having changed for the better. Scudworth and Skunky-Poo had a romantic montage together, only for Skunky-Poo to relapse and blow him up with a baby made out of explosives.

Glen the Janitor[]

It was that cocky janitor, GLEEEEEEN! I have a system and he comes in and puts everything into neat little piles. Neat little piles of CHAOS, Mr. B, CHAOS!
- Scudworth blames Glenn for the misplacement of his folder
Scudworth and Glen

Principal Scudworth hates the well-meaning and kind-hearted Glen the Janitor for no particular reason, other than the fact that he's way too happy all the time. Scudworth blames Glen for bad things that happen in his life, that are actually his own fault, such as misplacing his file folder for Cloney Island or spilling his coffee mug all over his electrical switchboard.

In "Litter Kills: Litterally", Principal Scudworth went out of his way to ruin Glen the Janitor's life but this was incredibly difficult for him, given how positive he was at all times. Fortunately for Scudworth, Glen's son, Ponce de León was killed by litter, finally breaking the Pollyanna. Scudworth seized the opportunity to kick the man while he was down and make him even more miserable than he needed to be. At Ponce's Funeral, Scudworth busted in and interrupted him, during his eulogy, happily telling him to go clean up a barf stain in the hallway.

Scudworth: Oh, Janitor! Some kid vomited in the hallway. Would you make with the sawdust and clean it up?
Glen: Uh, yeah, but I'm kind of giving my son's eulogy, ... right now.
Scudworth: Oooohhh, ... yeah ... If you could just do it now? Your son will still be dead when you come back.
- Scudworth interrupting Glen's eulogy

At the end of the episode, the kids of Clone High High School had cleaned up all the litter on the school grounds, which gave Scudworth an excuse to fire Glen. Glen begged Scudworth not to fire him because after the tragic death of his son, this job was all he had. Scudworth completely dismissed him and told him that on the bright side, at least not having a job will give him more time to spend with his family. Glen the former Janitor sadly walked off, crying.

Scudworth: Sorry, brother. We're gunna have to let you go!
Glen: But I lost my son! This job is all I've got!
Scudworth: Yeah, great. Now you'll have more time to spend with your family.
- Scudworth and Glen

Despite his termination, Glen would still be seen working at the school in future episodes, where he would continue to be tormented by Scudworth. The first example was in "Some Talking but Mostly Songs", when Scudworth sprayed his blood all over the hallways and Glen dropped his mop in shock and dread, realizing that he had to clean this up all by himself now.

In "The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work", Scudworth spilled coffee all over his control panel, shorting out all the electricity and blamed Glen the Janitor.

John Stamos[]

STAMOS! Oh, ... there goes my whole day!!! I hate Stamos! ... MOTHERFU-
- Principal Scudworth

Cinnamon J. Scudworth went to high school with John Stamos and has hated him ever since prom night, when John Stamos beat him out for prom king by just one vote. Although John Stamos is incredibly nice to Scudworth and never seems to insult him or put him down, Scudworth still has a burning hatred for Stamos and wants revenge on him.

Scudworth and His Stamos Picture

In "Makeover Makeover Makeover: the Makeover Episode", Principal Scudworth got a call from John Stamos and he ranted about how Stamos beat him out for prom king and assumed that he was just calling again to "rub it in his face". As soon as Scudworth picked up the phone, however, he started acting extremely nice to Stamos and had a delightful little conversation with him, reminiscing about the good times they had in high school, catching up with him on what's going on, asking about his wife, etc. The second Scudworth hung up, he screamed and yelled and destroyed his entire office in a violent fit of rage, claiming that his whole weekend has now been ruined.

Scudworth Yells at Stamos

In "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale", Principal Scudworth rigged the election of his own school's winter prom to make himself the prom king. However, the election was overthrown when John Stamos dropped by for a surprise visit and ended up getting everyone there to clap and cheer for him, unanimously deciding that he should be the prom king, just for being such a lovable 90's heart-throb. This pissed off Principal Scudworth immensely.

Scudworth Gives the Crown to Stamos

Scudworth got up on stage to call Stamos out for stealing his crown. Stamos, not wanting Scudworth to feel bad about losing prom king to him again, decided to politely give up his crown to Scudworth and win everyone over again with his public display of selfless generosity. Scudworth was not swayed by Stamos' kindness and was still extraordinarily bitter toward him, so when he received the crown, he repeatedly swung his arms and jammed the spikes of the crown right into Stamos' face, gouging his eyes out and making him bleed out all over the stage.

Scudworth: That crown is mine!
Stamos: Hey, babe. Relax. Take the crown. I've got plenty more of those ponies at home.
Scudworth: No, no, it's alright ... I want YOU TO HAVE IT!!!
- Scudworth stabs Stamos in the eye with the crown

Despite how horribly Principal Scudworth treated him, John Stamos was still the bigger man and helped Scudworth escape getting destroyed by The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures, when they invaded the school later in the episode. Stamos announced that Scudworth would be going a conga line, which Scudworth used to lead The Shadowy Figures into the flash freezer so that Stamos could pull the lever and freeze them all. This made Scudworth change his tune on Stamos and decide to treat him like a friend instead of an enemy.

Scudworth: I tried to kill you ... repeatedly.
Stamos: Yeah, I know. But it turns out, I'm just a really nice guy. Helping others is what John Stamos is all about.
Scudworth: Thank you, Stamos. You've had a good run.
- Scudworth and Stamos reconciling

Sandra Sandria[]

Principal Scudworth first met Sandra Sandria back in college at U Mad Exclamation, where they both fell in love over their shared interest in building theme parks. While Scudworth wanted to build Cloney Island, Sandria had her own idea to build Texasland. The two of them were an inseperable duo for some time until one day, Scudworth told Sandria that he had finally saved up enough money to make Cloney Island a real thing. Sandria suggested they instead use the money to build Texasland and they got into a huge argument over what to do with the money, leading to them breaking up. Sandria left Scudworth the following night and stole all his hard-earned money for himself.

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