“ | I'm the new Science teacher, Professor Hirsute. And I tend to go a little outside the box. | „ |
- Professor Hirsute |
Professor Hirsute is the new science teacher of Clone High. He first appeared in Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions.
He is voiced by Paul F. Tompkins.
Biography[]
In "Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions", he arrives at the science classroom running over Principal Scudworth and shoots him with one of his fireworks. He then introduces himself to the students but Confucius confuses the way his name sounds with Hair-suit and Professor Hirsute corrects him and tells him to look up what Hirsute means. Confucius looks it up on his phone and tells the professor that it means hair-suit. Hirsute is pleased and gives Confucius one point, Scudworth frustrated tells him that the way he acts will get old and he reaches for Hirsute's satchel but Hirsute screams: "Don't touch my satchel!" and attacks Scudworth with his fireworks.
Trivia[]
- Hirsute is a term to describe excessive hair growth on unexpected areas of the body, such as on the face, chest, and back.
- His Albus Humblehair identity is a reference to the character Albus Dumbledore from the Harry Potter book series.