Sacagawea is a second-generation clone of Shoshone explorer, Sacagawea. She first appeared in "Let's Try This Again". She is voiced by Jana Schmieding.
Biography[]
She first appeared in "Let's Try This Again" where she tells the first generation of clones to walk a mile in the shoes of someone they don't know. Later in the episode, she compliments JFK on being sex positive and starts a "Ppl 4 Abrevi8ng Evrythng Uni-t Lnchn."
In "Sleepover" she asks Joan if she really had a sex dream in class. When Joan denies the claim, she tells Wu Zetian: "that's why you fact check a rumor."
In "Anxious Times at Clone High" she is stressed by the Pre-Midterms and is later attacked by the Heebie Jeebie in the library.
In "The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World", Sacagawea hard Joan spreading false rumors about Cleopatra having child slaves making her pumpkin spice lattes and helped spread the rumors on the internet to have her cancelled.
In "Some Talking but Mostly Songs" she wants to join the play as a background dancer. However, she loses confidence in her dancing abilities and gives up before Frida tells her as well as Confucius, George Washington Carver, and Cleopatra about "White Guy Confidence." Eventually, after some practice, the four ace their roles in the play.
In "Sexy-Ed" she debates against George Washington Carver over whether Joan or JFK gets custody over Shell Silverstein. However, after a sensual sax solo from Scudworth, the two begin making out on the table. Later in the episode, at Harriet and Confucius' party, now as an official couple.
In "Clone Alone", she was among the students who got summoned into the Death Maze and ultimately defeated by Joan, where she was sent into the dungeon and brainwashed by the Memory Eraser Ray. In the end, Joan was able to restore everyone's memories, albeit also with the interference of Candide Sampson, who also showed how Joan betrayed everyone. Just like everyone else, Sacagawea was pissed off at Joan for what she did.
Appearance[]
Sacagawea wears glasses with a braid tied by light purple and dark purple ties. She wears a varsity jacket that is dark blue with an orange "CH" symbol in the middle with her sleeves being white with orange stripes. She also wears a dark purple skirt with yellow, light purple and red stripes.
Personality[]
Sacagawea is a bit of a typical progressive SJW-type person, as seen in her debut appearance, "Let's Try This Again", where she was a proud advocate of sex-positivity and also took offense to Abe Lincoln using terms like "Indian Style" and "Gay" as an insult. As a Native American, she is also a supporter of the Lenbeck ideology, as evidenced by a "Lenbeck" sticker on her phone, apparently holding the belief that her rightfully-owned land was stolen from her by European colonists. In "Some Talking but Mostly Songs", Sacagawea also believed that she could better her chances of succeeding in show business if she had white privilege and started conforming to a bunch of outdated white stereotypes to try and get ahead in life. However, she found out later that the reason for her failure was actually because of her own incompetence as a dancer and not because of racism at all.
Sacagawea tries to make a point of fact checking rumors as in seen "Sleepover" when asking Joan about her dream in math class with Joan lying. However, she doesn't always follow through on her own principles, as she blindly spread false rumors about Cleopatra owning child slaves in "The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World", without doing any research first.
Relationships[]
Joan of Arc[]
Sacagawea is casual acquaintances with Joan, having had baseline conversations with her in "Sleepover", when she asked about her sex dream in math class and "The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World", when she heard false information from her that she later went on to spread on the internet. In "Sexy-Ed", Sacagawea represented Joan in student court and helped her get custody of Shell Silverstein.
JFK[]
Sacagawea is friends with JFK. In "Let's Try This Again", she switched shoes with him for the "Walk a Mile in Someone Else's Shoes" event for Unity Week and was seen having a conversation with him and complimenting him for being sex positive, when it came to his opinions on boobies and butts. She did, however, oppose JFK in "Sexy-Ed", during a custody battle for Shell Silverstein in student court.
Confucius[]
Sacagawea is friends with Confucius, as seen in "Let's Try This Again", where she helped him explain the "Walk a Mile in Someone Else's Shoes" event on Unity Week and later walked with him and JFK, having a friendly conversation about sex positivity. She also worked with Confucius, as well as Cleopatra and George Washington Carver as people of color trying to obtain Abe's "White Guy Confidence".
George Washington Carver[]
Sacagawea and George Washington Carver started off as bitter rivals, where they both had a conflict over who got to be the head of the debate team. Carver believed the title should go to him since he was the first head of the debate team in 2003 but Sacagawea refuted that she is the current head in 2023 and Carver should simply just step off. This all changed in "Sexy-Ed", when they fell in love, mid-argument and started making out as boyfriend and girlfriend. The two dated for some time but eventually broke it off.
In "Some Talking but Mostly Songs", Sacagawea and George Washington Carver worked together, along with Cleopatra and Confucius as people of color trying to obtain Abe Lincoln's "White Guy Confidence".
In "Sexy-Ed", the two got into a heated debate with each other in student court, regarding whether Joan or JFK should get custody over Shell Silverstein. As they spat back and forth at each other, they slowly started to get allured by each other's beautiful appearances and suddenly, they started passionately making out on the table, now becoming boyfriend and girlfriend.
In "Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does", Sacagawea went to the Valentine's Day dance with George Washington Carver. This would be the last time they were seen together as boyfriend and girlfriend.
As of "Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out", Sacagawea and George Washington Carver's relationship is apparently over, as Sacagawea was seen making out with her new girlfriend, Anne Boleyn, while Carver was shown to have moved on to one of the Brontë Sisters.
Anne Boleyn[]
In "Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out", Sacagawea was seen making out with Anne Boleyn.
Episode Appearances[]
- Let's Try This Again
- Sleepover
- Anxious Times at Clone High (Cameo)
- The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World
- Some Talking but Mostly Songs
- Sexy-Ed
- Clone Alone (Non-Speaking)
- Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
- Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out
- Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Cloney Island: Twist!
- The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work (Non-Speaking Cameo)
Trivia[]
- Sacagawea has a Lenbeck sticker on her phone since, as a Native American, she is an advocate for getting her North American land back from the European colonists.
- She is the current head of the school debate team.
- She likes to abbreviate stuff.
- In "Sleepover", Sacagawea claimed that she always fact checks rumors. However, in "The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World", she spread false information on the internet about Cleopatra making her pumpkin spice lattes on unpaid child labor, without fact checking it first.
- In "Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out", she was seen making out with Anne Boleyn, proving that she is bisexual and also that her relationship with George Washington Carver is officially over.