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Shnitzel Hausen is a German sitcom created by Joan of Arc in a scrapped alternate ending of "Film Fest: Tears of a Clone". It is a film noir-style sitcom, starring David Hasselhoff.
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In a scrapped alternate ending of "Film Fest: Tears of a Clone", Joan was recognized for her work on "The Truth Wears Sideburns" by German TV producer, Aaron Schpelling, so he gave her a sitcom to put this same kind of talent into.
At the end of the episode, after the Narrator tells us what to expect in the next episode, he says "Now, stay tuned for Joan of Arc's new sitcom, Schnitzel Hausen!" and some of Shnitzel Hausen would play, wherein David Hasselhoff would discuss with a talking Apple Pie how the former's boss is coming over for dinner on the same night as the latter's Celine Dion-a-thon. Then, a bunch of weird random symbolism would happen, similar to what was seen in The Truth Wears Sideburns, accompanied by scattered canned laughter, and then the show would just end.
After the show ends, two German guys would be seen watching it on TV and would then proceed to discuss whether or not Joan is going to get together with Abe.