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Why Are You So Dead? is a song from the episode "Litter Kills: Litterally", sung by a disembodied female voice, after the death of Ponce de León. Once at the beginning of his funeral, and again, when the main clones all mourned his loss on the same night.


I'm missing you.
What am I to do?
The tears stream down like a flood
since you drowned in your own blood.

Why are you so dead?
Miss your bloody, bug-eyed head.
No, we can't replace
your dead, bloated face.
You've touched us all
with the life you led.